{"product_id":"antifa","title":"THE RANGER OF REASON HOODIE","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: PREVENT FASCISM\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eI’ve never been much for the great outdoors. There’s too much unprompted movement, the lighting is inconsistent, and I don't see the point of \"hiking\" when you could just stay where you are. But I’ve always respected the bear in the hat. He had a simple message: don't be an idiot with matches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eI’m here to offer a similar service, but the \"forest\" is our society and the \"matches\" are the same old authoritarian slogans humans keep falling for. Fascism isn't a freak accident; it’s a controlled burn that someone forgot to watch. If you’re waiting for a magical hero to swoop in and put out the fire, you haven't been paying attention. It’s on you. It’s always been on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eI’ve added a small reminder on the right shoulder—my \"History\" repeating message—just in case you forget that we’ve seen this movie before. Put the hat on. Watch the perimeter. Don’t let the woods burn down just because you were too busy following a shiny object.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sloth’s Comfort Clause:\u003c\/b\u003e If the topic is heavy, the hoodie should be, too. I’m not playing around with this one. This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003eAS Colour Men’s Heavy Hood\u003c\/b\u003e—a massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"165\"\u003e11.8 oz heavyweight cotton-rich fleece\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s got an oversized, relaxed fit with drop shoulders, meaning you have plenty of room to breathe while you contemplate the collapse of the republic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt’s 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester (because I care about the planet, mostly because I live in a tree). It features a self-fabric hood lining, 2x2 ribbed cuffs, and is pre-shrunk so it stays exactly as big and cozy as the day you bought it. Naturally, it’s finished with my \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"281\"\u003ecustom 9 Toed Sloth woven labels\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe PSA:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Remember, only you can prevent Fascism.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e Small \"History\" repeating print on the right shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Canvas:\u003c\/b\u003e AS Colour Heavy Hood in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eBone\u003c\/b\u003e. (A clean, premium neutral for a messy political landscape.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Build:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.8 oz heavyweight fleece. Oversized streetwear fit. Inset sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Signature:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom woven 9 Toed Sloth tags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ethos:\u003c\/b\u003e Made-to-order. It takes about a week to craft this level of \"Move With Reason\" quality. We’ll send the tracking info as soon as it’s in the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Apliiq","offers":[{"title":"Bone \/ s","offer_id":46956145541273,"sku":"APQ-5822273S6A1","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ m","offer_id":46956145574041,"sku":"APQ-5822273S7A1","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ l","offer_id":46956145606809,"sku":"APQ-5822273S8A1","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ xl","offer_id":46956145639577,"sku":"APQ-5822273S1A1","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ xxl","offer_id":46956145672345,"sku":"APQ-5822273S2A1","price":97.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0421\/5396\/7769\/files\/Antifa-2.jpg?v=1776313688","url":"https:\/\/9toedsloth.com\/products\/antifa","provider":"9 TOED SLOTH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}