{"product_id":"no-kings","title":"NO KINGS YAAS QUEENS","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROYAL DISINTEREST\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eI’ve never understood the human fascination with crowns. From where I’m hanging, a \"King\" is just a guy with a fancy hat who’s convinced himself he’s the main character of a story he didn't even write. It’s an illogical system built on ego and expensive chairs. Why would you give one person that much power? They’re just going to use it to move things around and make people shout. It’s exhausting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eI’m crossing out the \"Kings\" because the world doesn't need more \"strongmen\" or \"divine rulers.\" We have enough people trying to tell us what to do. On the other hand, I’ve put a crown on the \"Queens.\" Not the royal kind—the kind who actually get things done. The people who have been sidelined for centuries but are currently the only ones keeping the logic alive. If we’re going to have leadership, let it be from the people who know what it’s like to actually exist in the real world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWear this to remind everyone that we’re a democracy, not a dynasty. And that \"Yaas\" is the only acceptable response to equality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sloth’s Comfort Clause:\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re going to dismantle the patriarchy and the monarchy in the same afternoon, you shouldn't be distracted by a stiff collar. This is our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003eBella + Canvas\u003c\/b\u003e tee—the gold standard of \"doing nothing but looking right.\" It’s 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, and features a unisex retail fit that’s as inclusive as the message on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFinished with my \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"17\"\u003ecustom 9 Toed Sloth woven labels and tags\u003c\/b\u003e. Because even if we’re all equal, your clothing quality should still be superior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Decree:\u003c\/b\u003e No Kings. (Slash through the O). Yaas Queens. (Crown on the S).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Maize Yellow, White, and Silver. (A little pop of sunshine for a very dark political era.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Super soft, lightweight, and breathable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Signature:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom branded tags. 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