{"product_id":"super-super","title":"SUPER CALLOUS - SHIRT DARK","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE SPECTACLE: SUPER CALLOUS (GRADIENT EDITION)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eI’ve noticed that humans are easily distracted by bright, shiny things. You can ignore a plain truth for years, but put a gradient on it and suddenly everyone is paying attention. Since the current political climate feels like a high-budget circus anyway, I decided to give this design the \"production value\" it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis is the same checklist of leadership qualities—the callousness, the fragility, the creative relationship with reality—but rendered in a colorful spectrum. Think of it as putting festive lights on a train wreck. It doesn't change the fact that the train is off the tracks, but it certainly makes the wreckage easier to see from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWear this when you want your dissent to pop against the dark background of... well, everything. It’s a bit louder than my usual vibe, but sometimes you have to use a little color to highlight the lack of it in the halls of power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sloth’s Comfort Clause:\u003c\/b\u003e Just because the message is loud doesn't mean the fabric should be. This is the same \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eBella + Canvas\u003c\/b\u003e quality you’ve come to expect from my branch. It’s that super-soft, ring-spun cotton that makes you forget you’re wearing a political statement. It’s pre-shrunk, has a unisex retail fit, and feels like a breeze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAs always, it features my \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003ecustom 9 Toed Sloth woven labels and tags\u003c\/b\u003e. Because even when we’re pointing out the colorful incompetence of the state, we don’t compromise on the stitching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe List:\u003c\/b\u003e Super, Callous, Fragile, Racist, Sexist, Lying, POTUS. (Now in a vibrant gradient.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Black, Atlantic, and Dark Grey. (The perfect dark canvases for a little neon truth.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Light, airy, and soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Signature:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom branded tags. 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