FALSE PROMISES

From The Sloth
I see a lot of shit hanging in the trees all day. In the jungle, things are raw but honest. You know who wants to eat you and who doesn't. A broken promise, or one you never intended to keep, is just downright nasty. False promises hurt, but this hoodie is warm, and I'm willing to bet it's the softest one you will ever own. Promise.

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This premium hoodie has been called the softest hoodie ever made. It is sure to put a smile on your face when you put it on. This unisex pullover is classic, created, and spun with plush fabric made of cotton and polyester fibers. It has a slight V neckline for comfort, an ideal hoodie for keeping you warm.

This product is made when you order it for environmental and human-friendly reasons. Please allow about a week for it to be made, and we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.

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