HISTORY REPEATS - T-SHIRT

HISTORY REPEATS (I DON’T)

Humans are fascinating. You have these massive brains, yet you keep using them to repeat the same catastrophic mistakes like you’re reading from a script. I’ve been hanging from this branch for a long time, and frankly, watching you guys flirt with the same old authoritarian nonsense is exhausting. It’s unoriginal. It’s a waste of energy.

History is tired of being the only adult in the room. This shirt is for the people who actually paid attention in class while everyone else was busy following a shiny object off a cliff. If you’re tired of the "new" government ideas that look suspiciously like the 1930s, wear this. It saves you the breath of having to explain the obvious to people who don't want to hear it.

The Sloth’s Comfort Clause: Look, if the world is going to insist on a remake of its worst chapters, you should at least be comfortable while you watch the premiere. This isn’t a stiff, cardboard-feeling tee. It’s a Bella Canvas—super soft, light ring-spun cotton that feels like a breeze. It’s pre-shrunk (unlike the government’s ego) and features a unisex retail fit that actually looks good on humans.

Finished with my custom 9 Toed Sloth woven labels and tags, because quality matters even when the status quo doesn't.

The Stats:

• The Message: “Don't make me repeat myself” — History.

• The Colors: Ash, Light Blue, and Navy (to match your mood or the news cycle).

• The Feel: Light, airy, and soft enough to sleep in when you’re done fighting the power.

• The Details: Custom branded tags. No generic itchy nonsense here.