SLEEP IS FOR THE DEAD

From The Sloth
I have a slow metabolism. We're talking - I only shit once a week level slow. This doesn't necessarily mean I enjoy sleeping, but I nap often. And I'm still alive. My friend Sammy was eaten by a jaguar when he was asleep. True story. 

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This unisex premium crew neck t-shirt fits like a well-loved favorite. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this eco-friendly option is manufactured without sweatshops. This super soft, high-quality shirt is made to order and digitally printed with care, including custom 9 Toed Sloth sewn labels and tags. For environmental and human-friendly reasons, please allow about a week for it to be made, and we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.

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